I believe in perpetual motion
And I believe in eternal devotion
Still running for office: It is unknown to most Americans, but I am on a constant campaign to get my snout into the public trough. Here you will find my platform and the office I am currently running for.
I believe I'll have another drink. Get your cool, tall gin and tonics here. Saltless Magaritas and Mexican beer. Don't forget to pick up a bowl of delicious party snacks!