I can't be an alcoholic, I don't go to their meetings.....
While the days are largely gone during which I'd sit in the parking lot and drink tall Miller Lites before work, I still enjoy a quaff. This helps me maintain my girlish figure (think of a girl like Divine, or Oprah in a bad year). As I get older I find I'm a bit more discriminating about what I drink and where, at least as long as there's money in my bank account and I'm not at a sporting event of some sort or the other. Feel free to send me memberships in any wine of the month club that you think I am worthy of!
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